Saturday, May 10, 2008
eclecton #20: Illustration Friday: “Electricity”
When I heard that the theme for Illustration Friday was “electricity” I wondered, do eclectons ever assemble themselves from electrical components? Sure enough:
Eclecton # 20 components: body and legs: electrical converter plug (British Shaver type); head: Some sort of computer connector (Macintosh); arms: computer cables (PCI network card Wake-on-LAN (WoL) cables; miscellaneous: trace evidence of all-purpose white glue.
Monday, May 5, 2008
eclecton #19
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Where do eclectons go?
“Where do eclectons go?’ asked one of my young friends. It’s a good question because, as we know, they disappear from view shortly after IA (instance of assemblage). Evidence is a bit sketchy but one theory is that they are trying to get back to Eclectonia, a poorly understood galaxy about 450,000 light-years away that was recently picked up by the Sloan Digital Sky Survey.
A 20-arcminute-wide map of star densities in the Eclectonia Dwarf Galaxy System
Astronomers were surprised that this little star system didn’t have the characteristic shape of previously mapped galaxies in the area. “This dwarf galaxy is very unusual.” said Dr. Elmer Dweebius, leader of the team that discovered it, “Its stars swarm around in a completely irregular pattern and instead of dark matter being the force that binds them, we keep picking up readings of…well…all purpose white glue, which is, of course, ridiculous. Clearly the system needs to be studied more thoroughly to determine the forces that are at work there.”
A 20-arcminute-wide map of star densities in the Eclectonia Dwarf Galaxy System
Astronomers were surprised that this little star system didn’t have the characteristic shape of previously mapped galaxies in the area. “This dwarf galaxy is very unusual.” said Dr. Elmer Dweebius, leader of the team that discovered it, “Its stars swarm around in a completely irregular pattern and instead of dark matter being the force that binds them, we keep picking up readings of…well…all purpose white glue, which is, of course, ridiculous. Clearly the system needs to be studied more thoroughly to determine the forces that are at work there.”
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